Church Planters Beware!

When I was a wee lad, I remember going to the store with my dad.  He’d give me five bucks or so, and I’d walk around all wide-eyed to see what I could buy.  My dad was pretty street wise and he’s always make sure to remind me to do two things.

First, he’d tell me to keep my money in my pocket.  He believed that if I held it in my hand, some unscrupulous character would notice how much money I had and decide to steal it from me.  Second, he made sure I could figure out how much change I had coming to me before I went to the register.  That way, that swarthy teenager ringing up my purchase couldn’t short change me.

My dad was right and unfortunately times haven’t changed.

Most of you know that I’ve spent the last year and a half of my life planting a church.  I found out the hard way that, just like some lowlifes have no problem stealing money from children, many people will also gladly take a baby church’s money and actually make a living out of it.

Last year, when I was looking for some help getting our church’s legal structure set up, I came across a website called www.start-your-own-church.com.  It guaranteed to put us on sure legal footing and to get our 501c3 approval.  I called the number on the site and spoke with a Mr. Abe Hernandez.  I was really impressed!  He claimed to be an attorney with years of church legal experience.  He claimed he’d be available to me for any legal questions and that together we were going to get the church set up right.

I was sold!  I immediately wrote him a check for almost $1,200 with the belief that he’d get right to work for me.

A strange thing happened though.  As soon as the check cleared, he became difficult to get a hold of.  Eventually, Mr. Hernandez provided us with a constitution and bylaws to start with and instructions for incorporating.  He also sent me step by step instructions for preparing all the materials necessary for him to complete our 501c3 application.  I was to follow the instructions and mail all materials to him so that he could do so.  This is where his true intentions were revealed.

I mailed all the materials to him and waited.  And waited and waited and waited.  I called and received no answer and no return call.  I emailed him and got no response.  He never filed our application.  He took the money and ran.

It gets worse!  Several months later I finally gave up and called another company to take care of our legal setup.  When I explained our situation to this new company, they asked me, “By any chance was the man’s name Abe Hernandez?”  I said, “Yes.”  They said, “Unfortunately, we get several calls a year from people who have ended up in the same situation.”

He steals from several church plants a year!  Wow!

Please don’t misunderstand me.  This is not “airing dirty laundry”.  I’m a church planter and have several church planter friends.  Every dollar is precious during this season.  We operate on very little.  I don’t want to see any other planters taken the way I was.  Be warned!  Abe Hernandez gets great Google search rankings when making relevant searches such as “church legal setup” or “church 501c3”.

The moral of the story for me and other church planters is DO YOUR HOMEWORK!  Check the Better Business Bureau.  I found out too late that Abe Hernandez’ www.start-your-own-church.com has an F rating from the Bureau.

I recently filed a complaint with the Better Business Bureau hoping to recover a portion of our payment to Mr. Hernandez.  I’m not very optimistic about it, but maybe I’ll be surprised.

It was an expensive lesson, but I’ve learned to be more careful with money.  I’ve learned that a web presence and a great sales pitch mean very little.  And I’ve learned that local is the way to go.  Abe Hernandez lives in San Antonio, TexasI can’t exactly show up at his office demanding a refund.

So what about you?  What are some expensive lessons you’ve learned?  I’d especially like to hear from you church planters out there!

The Most Beautiful Thing

I came across this quote by Albert Einstein the other day and it really hit me…

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious.  It is the source of all true art and science.  He who can no longer wonder or stand rapt in awe is as good as dead, a snuffed out candle.

Wow!  How much time have I spent “as good as dead”?  I spend so much time maintaining my life that I hardly take time to appreciate the mysterious, to get lost in art, or simply be amazed at our awesome God.

What about you?  Have you lost your wonder?  How can we get it back if we lose it?  Please let me know what you think in the comments below.

This Needs a Caption

Some pictures really need a caption.  This one from Awkward Family Photos is just begging for one.  Please leave one in the comments section.  Thanks!

What’s Going On With My Back?!!

Some of my friends have been asking, “Why were you at the neurosurgeon?”  “What’s going on with your back?” so I thought I’d give everyone a rundown of what’s happening, in an attempt to save myself from having to tell the same story over and over.

A high school injury, years of being hunched over a computer, and moving heavy furniture last November have all come together to form “The Perfect Storm” (Cue epic disaster movie music.)

It’s actually not so much of a storm as it is a herniated disc.  What is a herniated disk?  It’s when that soft, cushiony, cartilage-y thing (disc) that sits between two vertebrae gets squashed and bulges out.  In my case, it’s bulging into the spinal canal and putting pressure in the nerves running down my lower back and left leg.  It hurts, but I’m tough 🙂

Last December, I started going to physical therapy and got prayer from anyone willing to lay hands on me.  I seemed to get some relief and bragged on Jesus to my physical therapist.  Then he sent me away and said I was good to go.  It only got worse after that.

The pain increased and traveled down my leg so I decided to find a chiropractor.  I started seeing Drs Andy and Trina Boswell in Rock Island.  They have proven to be massively caring and attentive.  They’ve seriously been a huge blessing in helping me navigate this issue.  I also made a few visits to Dr. Bob Kaminsky in Davenport who practices A.R.T. (Active Release Technique).  Experiencing A.R.T. is a lot like being tortured.  You sprawl out on a table while one person stretches you in uncomfortable positions and the other person digs his hands deep into the places on your body that hurt the worse.  You may find yourself wanting to scream obscenities, shout out to God, cry, or all three at once.  It’s painful, but brings results.

Eventually, my Family Practice Doctor sent me for an MRI (see below) so that we could get a definitive answer as to what was happening and why I wasn’t getting better.  THAT’S when we found out it was a herniated disc.

After seeing the MRI, my Family Practice Doctor sent me to see a neurosurgeon for a consultation.  I can’t say it was a great experience.  We waited for an hour and a half for about five minutes of his time.  He showed us the MRI, then shared my four options: do nothing and it might get better, take an oral steroid, get a localized steroid injection, or get surgery.  When I told him I wanted the least invasive treatment possible, he gave me a prescription for oral steroids, asked if I had any questions, and excused himself.  He had no advice for me, I didn’t get any answers, and I never took the steroids.

So, I’m taking the difficult route of doing nothing (medically).  I’ve set up a way to work while laying down (getting out of that desk chair has made a big difference).  I’m using an inversion table.  I’m taking a handful of herbal remedies and have adjusted my diet to include less inflammatory foods.  And I’ve also reduced my workout to just walking every day.

I have noticed improvements, but I still have a long way to go.  Thank you all so much for your prayers!  I can’t wait to wrestle you all when I’m better!!

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